- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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