- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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