life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

jews

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

David Cameron

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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