- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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