- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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