- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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