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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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