- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

this website is a bad joke

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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