- Anti Joke

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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