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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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