- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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