- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

you will like this because i am black.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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