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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

George W. Bush

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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