- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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