- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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