- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Men's rights

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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