greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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