Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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womans rights...

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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