- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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