- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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