- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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