- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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