- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

An Asian with a big dick.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A guy walks into a bar

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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