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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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