Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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