Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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