Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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like if your cool

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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were you expecting a joke

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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