caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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time to spruce up!

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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