How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Anti Joke

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