What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Cripples are lame.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Knock Knock.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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The american education system.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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