A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Female Orgasms

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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