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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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