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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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