- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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