- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Poop

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Hail Hitler

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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