- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Cancer

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Where's my baby??

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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