Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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