Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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