- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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