what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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