Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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