- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

i found waldo.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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