What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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