- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

i saw amango it splootered

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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