Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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i'm hard

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9/11 my birthday

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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