Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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