An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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