your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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