What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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