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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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