- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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