Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

It's all Taggart

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Anti Joke

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