Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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