some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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