Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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