Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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