- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Hello

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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