Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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