Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Faithful men.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock Knock.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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