What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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