I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Anti Joke

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