What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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