what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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