What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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