Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

asians have slitted eyes lol

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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