What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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42

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Ross.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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