- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Stop driving smart cars you fags

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Peas

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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