A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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