- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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