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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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