whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

9/11 my birthday

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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