Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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