Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Ms Leong Sux

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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