Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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