- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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