Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

outside your comfort zone

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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