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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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