What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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