Ross.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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