Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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su algato es en fuego

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Ms Leong Sux

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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hola said the chinese man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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