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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A hill billy went fishing

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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