Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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