What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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