- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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