how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

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