How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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