- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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