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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call an arab ?

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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