Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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