- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I will create more jobs for americans

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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