Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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