- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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