What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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