When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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