Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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