A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Anti Joke

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