- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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