- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

All of these jokes are about white people

Jimmy Saville

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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