- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

that wall over there ->

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Well this is pointless.....

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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