A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A muslim paints Mohammed

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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