- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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