I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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You are joking right?

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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