When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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I have a really funny joke.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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