Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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NEVER

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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