What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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