- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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