- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.