Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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