- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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