why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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