What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

I'm Polish.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How old are you? 7

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Anti Joke

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