- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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