How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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