What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Yes

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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I? Everett

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