Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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