- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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