What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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