Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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