- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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