what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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