- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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