a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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men, men like men= men+bed

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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