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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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