Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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