- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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