Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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sky silverstein

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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