- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

God is real.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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