hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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