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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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