Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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