so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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