What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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