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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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