"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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