- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

JUST KIDDING^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

woman's rights

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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