- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

i found waldo.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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