- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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