Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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