Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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