Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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