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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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