Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

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