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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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