- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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