- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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