An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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