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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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