What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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roses are red poo is poo

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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