Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...