What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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NEVER

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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