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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Haha, I get it..

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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