what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Women's rights.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Matthew Baker

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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