- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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