knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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