Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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