What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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