One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why so serious ?

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