- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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