- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Poop

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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