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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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