A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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