Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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