How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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feminism

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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my penis

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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