- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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