- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I like touching my boobs

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

sky silverstein

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Justin's life

Justin beiber comment if u get it

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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