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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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