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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Cancer

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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