- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

FUCK YOU

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Denard Robinson

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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