- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

This is my favorite antijoke.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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