- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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