Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

the economy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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