- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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