why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Cripples are lame.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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