- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A drunk guy walks into a car

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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