- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Communism hehe xd

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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