- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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