- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Jovan

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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