What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My spelling is horrible

I'm homeless.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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