- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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