What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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