- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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