- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How old are you? 7

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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