- Anti Joke

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" BOOOOOOM" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.