- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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