- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Communism hehe xd

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Who does creatine? James Cornish

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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