A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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