- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Pain Olympics.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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