- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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