Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Error 37.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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