- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Dan walked into a jelly fish

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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