- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??