a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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God is real.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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