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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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