What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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