what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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