- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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