- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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