There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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