- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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