- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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