Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

angelo snyder is not ga

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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