What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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