- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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