How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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