- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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