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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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