Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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