- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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