- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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