- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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