How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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