Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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