A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Rylan Clark

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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