What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

black people swimming

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

stinky boner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

your so fat. your fat!

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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