- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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