What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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