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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

My three children are three big mistakes.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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