What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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