- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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