what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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