Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Anti Joke

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