so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Jordan is pregant

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A man walks into a bar

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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