- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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