What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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