What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Fat? Jesse Z

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Apple hates Blackberry.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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