Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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