Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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