A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

I will create more jobs for americans

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Knock Knock. Come in.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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