There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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One, two, three, four and five

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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