- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

You having friends.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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