- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what is big and white? Your Mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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