-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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dallen loves penis

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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