- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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