- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Women's Rights

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

your mama so old, shes dead.

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