Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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