- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Feminism.

woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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