How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Anti Joke

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