Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

womens rights

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Beka has AIDS

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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