What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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haha

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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