- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

I'm tired.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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