Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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human centipede

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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