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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

an american walks out of a strip club.

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