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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

your no better than a cockroach

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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