- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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