Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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