- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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