- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

HELLO EVERYONE

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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