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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock Knock Come in

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A muslim paints Mohammed

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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