A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

This isn't funny.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

black people

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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