Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

I think everybody should have a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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