- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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