- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

guess what>? your mum lol

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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