You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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i'm hard

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Equal rights!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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