Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Burp

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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