- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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