- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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