- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

knock knock who's there ?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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