- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

justin beiber sucks

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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u know whats a crime? rape

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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