- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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