The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Anti Joke

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