How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

13 =B you just learned something

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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