- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

bangers and mash?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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