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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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