Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Small Penis.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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