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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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