- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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