- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Yo Mama just died.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A man was shot. He died.

What do we call Osama? Osama

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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