An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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