- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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