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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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