- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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