- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

knock knock... ...no answer

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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