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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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